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Snap

I wondered what this upscale tee meant. And then I asked my phone. Ah. I see. Very nice. Really, amazing. Really, really amazing. Well, it’s all less confusing, here.

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Wonders of Technology

It’s that time again. What time? Midnight, I think, or maybe noon. That’s the time it was last time. It’s always that time, here.

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The Fox and the Grapes

O! That fox, how he lept, leapt, and leaped for those delicious grapes, high upon the branch. Lucky for him, he could not reach them, because they were sour and gross. Unlucky for the rabbit, he could reach him, because … Continue reading

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The Lowdown on Upscale Prices

You may have heard a grumbling, mumbling, rumbling around the internets that price changes were afoot at Upscale. This is true—grumble no more, friends. Here’s a summary of changes: Upscale is still ridiculously expensive, and will continue to get more … Continue reading

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Hedging your Best

Ah yes, there was that story once, where the hedgehog fell in love with that delicate, delicate balloon filled with toxic poison. As I recall, they hugged often, and lived happily ever after, here.

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Beaver Deceiver

Do you remember that old tale they told, about the beaver and the Old Man’s oak tree? Where the cross Old Man asked the beaver to remove the ol’ Oak in his backyard. The old man gets the bill, it’s … Continue reading

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Elephant’s Braveyard

Ah, there’s that old fabled fable, where the army made of Mice stood up to the charging Elephant. I recall, they were so brave, maybe more than able. I also recollect, how it ended— A lot of flat mice. Run … Continue reading

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Pit Bull’s Dilemma

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Parts of the Fox

I, for one, have always wondered: What are the parts of the fox? Certainly, they are many. Let us consider them all, thoughtfully: Head Triangles in the Ears The Mutton Chops Mustaches Cunning Jack O’ Lantern Thankfully, I may now … Continue reading

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These Stairs

Walking in Budapest, sharp-eyed Chris once observed: There was a sign, and so simply it told you—without words or arrows—that this set of stairs would not lead you to the castle. “Could you say so much with so little?” we … Continue reading

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