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The Lowdown on Upscale Prices

You may have heard a grumbling, mumbling, rumbling around the internets that price changes were afoot at Upscale. This is true—grumble no more, friends. Here’s a summary of changes: Upscale is still ridiculously expensive, and will continue to get more … Continue reading

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Lowball Basics #1 Have Arrived

Basic designs for men and for women are now available. They’re here in almost every color in the universe. Well, at least they’re in all the important colors. They won’t appreciate, sure, but they still look upscale. You can check … Continue reading

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New Gear, August 20th

New gear has been posted. There are two main styles—featuring, on the one hand, the gritty, typewriter-style font low and off center, like this—or on the other, the cleaner, sleeker, centered sans serif, like this. Sorry, sturgeon, all new gear … Continue reading

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Sleek Messenger Bag, Shark

Messenger bag. Sleek that Shark. Get the message here. $45

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Sharp Laptop Sleeve, Shark

Laptop. Sharpen that Shark. Bag one here. $45

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Sharp Messenger Bag, Shark

Messenger bag. Sharpen that Shark. Get the message here. $45

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Sharp Netbook Sleeve, Shark

Netbook. Sharpen that Shark. Reel one in here. $45

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Basic tees

Lowball price for new launch. You can even change the color. Who knows, your friends might even think you paid $85 for it. But you didn’t. Get back to basics, here. Lowball:

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More Basic tees

Lowball price for new launch. You can even change the color. Who knows, your friends might even think you paid $85 for it. But you didn’t. Get back to basics, here. Lowball:

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More Once Greater than Rome

Once greater than Rome Ever was, The ruins of Detroit Are still quite beautiful. Hic, speramus meliora. Lowball:

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