Tag Archives: awesome

Snap

I wondered what this upscale tee meant. And then I asked my phone. Ah. I see. Very nice. Really, amazing. Really, really amazing. Well, it’s all less confusing, here.

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Wonders of Technology

It’s that time again. What time? Midnight, I think, or maybe noon. That’s the time it was last time. It’s always that time, here.

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Moon Bite

We who eat the moon in a single bite, shall drink the sea in a single gulp. Do you see my teethmarks on the moon? And we’ll finish it off with snacks, here.

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So do Turtles live like Sharks

While wearing a handsome upscale shirt, I was reminded: How clever Sasha told me that turtles too, must keep moving. And that, friend, is why turtles never die. Let us follow behind them, hastily, here.

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Parts of the Fox

I, for one, have always wondered: What are the parts of the fox? Certainly, they are many. Let us consider them all, thoughtfully: Head Triangles in the Ears The Mutton Chops Mustaches Cunning Jack O’ Lantern Thankfully, I may now … Continue reading

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Róka The First

To my dear friend, Róka, who admired the lifestyle of the fox, and sought to emulate it. He was shot dead—raiding a chicken coop—at the tender age of 29. Naked. The gods took pity on him, and placed him on … Continue reading

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The Dragon and The Tiger

While wearing an upscale shirt, little Jimmy came to me and said: “Your upscale shirt is so awesome, it is like a ferocious winged dragon with giant bull horns, who holds electric eels in his hands, eels that spit deadly … Continue reading

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More Once Greater than Rome

Once greater than Rome Ever was, The ruins of Detroit Are still quite beautiful. Hic, speramus meliora. Lowball:

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Once Greater Than Rome

Once greater than Rome Ever was, The ruins of Detroit Are still quite beautiful. Hic, speramus meliora. Lowball:

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Jadransko Rorschach

Just coffee stains, but for keeps. Spot the pattern in a square. You can even change the color. Split one here.

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