Category Archives: Menstuff

Combinatoriks

1 once thought twice about 3 times that. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. For one of them was TRUE and … Continue reading

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A Plaid Shirt

I was yachting with a lumberjack and a farmer. The lumberjack turns to me, and he says, “hey, I like your shirt.” So I turn to the farmer and I say, “I love chaos.” The farmer turns to the lumberjack, … Continue reading

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Snap

I wondered what this upscale tee meant. And then I asked my phone. Ah. I see. Very nice. Really, amazing. Really, really amazing. Well, it’s all less confusing, here.

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The Jack of Boomerhand

Oh I tell ya what, You don’t know Jack. He got a’hold of himself a boomerang, Him, the Queen, the King, Said he’d never come back. Well I tell you what, He’ll be back. They always come back, here.

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Wonders of Technology

It’s that time again. What time? Midnight, I think, or maybe noon. That’s the time it was last time. It’s always that time, here.

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The Fox and the Grapes

O! That fox, how he lept, leapt, and leaped for those delicious grapes, high upon the branch. Lucky for him, he could not reach them, because they were sour and gross. Unlucky for the rabbit, he could reach him, because … Continue reading

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Hedging your Best

Ah yes, there was that story once, where the hedgehog fell in love with that delicate, delicate balloon filled with toxic poison. As I recall, they hugged often, and lived happily ever after, here.

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Beaver Deceiver

Do you remember that old tale they told, about the beaver and the Old Man’s oak tree? Where the cross Old Man asked the beaver to remove the ol’ Oak in his backyard. The old man gets the bill, it’s … Continue reading

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Elephant’s Braveyard

Ah, there’s that old fabled fable, where the army made of Mice stood up to the charging Elephant. I recall, they were so brave, maybe more than able. I also recollect, how it ended— A lot of flat mice. Run … Continue reading

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Pit Bull’s Dilemma

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