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So, some news: First, there have been enough whispers that it’s necessary for us to get a facebook page. Please join Upscaletees there—we’ll post a link when it’s up. We “like” that. Second, we’re redoing the designs a little. Feedback … Continue reading
You may have heard a grumbling, mumbling, rumbling around the internets that price changes were afoot at Upscale. This is true—grumble no more, friends. Here’s a summary of changes: Upscale is still ridiculously expensive, and will continue to get more … Continue reading
November’s Upscale tees are all themed off Aesop’s fables, all of your favorites, including your favorites you’ve never even heard of before. Have you seen our first? It’s the heart-wrenching story of an angry yet gentle terrier, whose malicious owner … Continue reading
Prices have again appreciated for the month of November. Enjoy your Upscales.
Some notes: New tee is posting tomorrow, September 20th. September vintage closes when the new tee opens. Our post schedule is 1st, 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th of each month. Subscribe to the twitter feed—that’s where we’ll notify our fans of … Continue reading
Puns. Riddles. Good designs start with clever things like these. Best are things that seem at first glance dissonant or downright weird, but are folded up so that upon further inspection they reveal a kind of deep sense, from fuzzy … Continue reading
September 1st is here, along with a new design. August’s vintage has appreciated, now $95.
September 1st is the first Appreciation Day for Upscale tees. To celebrate, we’re going to add a bonus to our early vintage designs. That is—we’re new, and not enough people know about what we’re doing yet. So rather than raising … Continue reading
We’ve been frequently asked many questions. Our Help Page has been updated, full of FAQs.