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1 once thought twice about 3 times that. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. Then I thought it again. For one of them was TRUE and … Continue reading
I was yachting with a lumberjack and a farmer. The lumberjack turns to me, and he says, “hey, I like your shirt.” So I turn to the farmer and I say, “I love chaos.” The farmer turns to the lumberjack, … Continue reading
So, some news: First, there have been enough whispers that it’s necessary for us to get a facebook page. Please join Upscaletees there—we’ll post a link when it’s up. We “like” that. Second, we’re redoing the designs a little. Feedback … Continue reading
I wondered what this upscale tee meant. And then I asked my phone. Ah. I see. Very nice. Really, amazing. Really, really amazing. Well, it’s all less confusing, here.
Oh I tell ya what, You don’t know Jack. He got a’hold of himself a boomerang, Him, the Queen, the King, Said he’d never come back. Well I tell you what, He’ll be back. They always come back, here.
It’s that time again. What time? Midnight, I think, or maybe noon. That’s the time it was last time. It’s always that time, here.
O! That fox, how he lept, leapt, and leaped for those delicious grapes, high upon the branch. Lucky for him, he could not reach them, because they were sour and gross. Unlucky for the rabbit, he could reach him, because … Continue reading
You may have heard a grumbling, mumbling, rumbling around the internets that price changes were afoot at Upscale. This is true—grumble no more, friends. Here’s a summary of changes: Upscale is still ridiculously expensive, and will continue to get more … Continue reading
Ah yes, there was that story once, where the hedgehog fell in love with that delicate, delicate balloon filled with toxic poison. As I recall, they hugged often, and lived happily ever after, here.