Mustache to a Gunfight

Mustache to a Gunfight

Authentic mustache of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Genuine six-shooter of Julius Caesar.

Tragic. Truly tragic.

Upset an empire, here.

$125
(You can still get it for $29.)
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4 Responses to Mustache to a Gunfight

  1. Nick Testorelli says:

    After shooting the revolver, wouldn’t the heat of the barrel set the mustache on fire? I don’t want my shirt smelling like burning hair.

  2. Adam says:

    But, at the same time—wouldn’t wearing such a curly mustache set the barrel of any revolver on fire?

  3. Percy Winklesmith says:

    The moustache makes the gun cool at all times.

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